Follow up poem by Ron

After Ron, Team Apple Cup, saw my poem about him, he made this follow up:

I tell you often Scottie,
I tell you all the time.
While you are witty,
you cannot fucking rhyme.
Your party thoughts are funny,
but I think that you are dreaming.
I like women not men,
it was Ty that you were creaming.
So please don't reply,
don't go and have a tussle.
Roll over in your bed,
and give a nice hand job to Russell.